

An American TragedyOne sunshiny morning in some month, young Mary Smith was promenading through the local park. “La la la,” she sang to herself. Birds chirped merrily in the air; children's laughter rang through her ears. “Could this day get ANY sweller?” asked Mary to no one in particular.An American Tragedy
And get sweller it did: Mary spied a shiny nickel on the sidewalk. “What good luck!” exclaimed Mary, bending down to claim the treasure. “I'm gonna use this to buy me an ice cream cone! Yummers!” She rubbed her stomach. “This is the bestest day ever!”
At that precise moment, a wayward jogger ran down the very narrow pa


Stephie's HairOnce upon a time in the country of Texas There was a girl named Stephie with a mutated nerve plexus It affected, however, not her nerves but her hair A problem which began a most unfortunate affair For starters, Stephie was stubborn as an mule To her, her follicles were as precious as jewels So whenever others implored her with combs And scissors, Stephie would say “Leave me alone! I don’t want my hair touched. Won’t you go away? If you don’t you’ll be served on a cafeteria tray!” And thus Stephie’s hair began growing and growing So when she had dandruff it was like it was snowStephie's Hair
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If you feel lost, if you feel lost...sing along.
If you feel tired, if you feel tired...sing along.
And if you feel lost & tired, this is your song...
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If you feel lost, if you feel lost...sing along.
If you feel tired, if you feel tired...sing along.
And if you feel lost & tired, this is your song...
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If you feel lost, if you feel lost...sing along.
If you feel tired, if you feel tired...sing along.
And if you feel lost & tired, this is your song...
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Art is long and Time is fleeting
And our hearts though stout and brave
Still, like muffled drums are beating
Funeral marches to the grave.
-Longfellow
This is Taylor (junebaby). I thought I'd hop over and say hola.
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- Taylor
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If you feel lost, if you feel lost...sing along.
If you feel tired, if you feel tired...sing along.
And if you feel lost & tired, this is your song...
I GOT MY COMPUTER BACK. Yes.
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If you feel lost, if you feel lost...sing along.
If you feel tired, if you feel tired...sing along.
And if you feel lost & tired, this is your song...
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"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic."
-- Lewis Carroll; Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There
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"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic."
-- Lewis Carroll; Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There
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